Sunday, April 15, 2012

Indian Prosperous...ahem...Premiere League is a MUST! Here's why....!! ;)



There is much said, written, discussed and deliberated over the Indian Prosperous... ahem...Premiere League (IPL) which is in its 5th consecutive season this year. It has been popularly branded as the marriage of Bollywood and Cricket- 2 staples of the Indian psyche, It has also been referred to as the ultimate (obnoxious) tamasha or the in your face bazaar where everything is for sale! However, for all the adjectives and more… I am willing to put on record why- at the end of the day (post 8 pm mostly!)- it is a far healthier spectacle to get addicted to then most of the other avenues around.

1) “I am watching a match honey/mom”:- It is- after all- a sport and hence makes for a guiltless and harmless addiction for all those(guys) watching! On any day, one is subjected to much less flack from the elders(read women) when watching a sport of any kind as apposed to any other program on the tube!

2) Healthy Imitation:- Anything on TV or films is definitely influential. As such what would you rather be influenced by- Sportsmen or Actors? What would you rather have the mind think about- a cricket match or facebook? Most people on watching the game feel like playing it- kids and elders. If not directly then through the talk-a-thons which- thanks to IPL- are now dominated by Sachin Vs Ganguly rather than anything from the latest video game to buy, family gossip, facebook profiles or any such other forms of occupation post sunset.

3) Perfect Unwind:- After a days work (hard or otherwise), there is no better way to unwind then watch a couple of hours of the game. It is a billion times better than the cacophony created by the Breaking News fanatics on any news channel!

4) Peace @ the Bar:- There is a very large drinking community that would otherwise get drunk, argue and create considerable violence every night over 'emotional' issues. The IPL maintains peace amongst this community as they now drink happily while either cheering their team or by simply enjoying a match with familiar faces and most times have nothing to get disheartened as they have someone to cheer for in either sides!

5) Convenient:- Unlike other sports like soccer or wrestling that go on round the year, it is so much more convenient to follow the IPL. Firstly, it is at a time when none of us have to set alarms or keep ourselves awake past midnight. Secondly, there is no homework to do or tongue twisting names to remember. Most of the players are known to us and the sport is what we grew up on along with sweat and dust and of course the angry neighbors' screams!

6)  The Noise:- We have forever been proud of the noise we make. It is always directly proportional to our happiness quotient and the IPL keeps the decibels high and rising. From the call of the Bugle horn to the beats of the DJ, there is everything there which keeps our Indian blood pumping through clogged arteries and accumulated trans fat!

7) The Women:- Those men that were otherwise buried in their newspapers in the evenings or at the society office downstairs or even worse were never home for dinner despite free from work are now home for the match. They now, sit with their wives and watch the game- even if in between the commercial breaks of the serials that their wives watch and CANNOT miss! Some even successfully pretend to listen as their wives rant about their day, while they watch the match on mute!

8) Vacation:- While the elders squabble and reason over the IPL and call it names to justify their intelligence, can you imagine the thrill the IPL must get to the kids who have just got liberated from studies on account of summer vacations? What did we do after bad light or a lost ball abandoned the play for the day? Cant remember! Imagine having an IPL to go back to after the daily game of cricket and even better- imagine having the IPL with no place to play that daily game of cricket!

As such, with the above few reasons and some more that i may have missed- (for i have not even mentioned the benefits the players are getting from it- monetary, exposure, conditioning etc.). I believe this spectacle- or whatever else it might be- is here to stay... just as the malls and fast food chains!!!!

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